It doesn't matter how good this paper is because it is about a female author, so you will give me a B.
Nathaniel Hawthorne is a jerkface and is only loved by other jerkfaces.
(See his comment on "These damned scribbling women" for proof.)
I have two days to write this eight page paper, and I will never get it done in time because I am stress crying too hard to type.
Happy Paper Writing and Exam season everyone!